i want to bake world’s delicious yellow cake.

woke up today with the sudden craving for cake. it’s one of those but-i-have-no-idea-why mornings. i also have no idea why i came to work without my wallet today. :S i need coffee. it’s so cold that i feel like im being cryogenically frozen.

i think everyone’s allowed to whine on Mondays. EXSPECIALLY on Mondays. How was everyone’s non-weekend, weekend anyway? good. but it’d be much better if it was an actual weekend. my answer, every single time.

if only.

crying at weddings.

After my last break up… i can’t quite cry at weddings without people thinking that i’m crying because im NOT the one getting married? I’ve shed a few tears at a few weddings last year and this year, mainly at my COUSINS’ wedding and a few of my good friends. And everytime those around me saw me cry, the person NEAREST to me would pat me gently on my back and go ‘It’s your turn soon, ada tu krg, don’t worry’..

and in my head, ill be like:
“Terima kasih ah mendoakan ah.. but im not crying because of my UNCERTAIN FATE, im crying because yang kawin ani 1st COUSIN ku dangan ku bemain lagi damit!?!?!?! SKALI YA ANI BASAR SUDAH KAWIN YA SUDAH, MCM MIMPI BAH KAMI BEMAIN MASAK MASAK LAGI DAMIT ATU.. skali aku menangis pasalnya..SIAPA TAH DANGAN KU BEMAIN MASA MASAK NI??? SIAPA JADI MAMA SIAPA JADI BAPA SIAPA JADI ANAK???”

but instead, i would usually just brush these comments off with a half smile.

mana lagi yang PENGANTIN sendiri yang becakap. but its ok, i understand that it’s your special day, and the universe on this day is forced to REVOLVE around you..and so im going to let this pass, wipe my tears off , wave my middle finger at you when no one is looking and say “selamat pengantin baru.. semoga bahagia ke anak cucu..sama SEBENARNYA, MAKE UP MU BIDA!!”

banar jua tu, mun ku KAN MENANGIS pasal KU BALUM KAWIN.. I CAN DO IT IN MY OWN TIME THANK YOU VERY MUCH..(which i don’t by the way. cause im perfectly happy where i am now) BEHAPA TAH LAGI DAPAN ORG..LIKE THAT WOULD GET ME KAWIN ANI FASTER? think about it. sigh.

u think being asked when it’s going to be your turn is OFFENSIVE???????

ani lagi kejiwa rasanya, menusuk kalbu. yatah, pasal ani..aku nda dpt menangis lagi time org kawin.

nda papa ku simpan saja tangis ku ani didalam butul bagi ex boyfren ku minum. lolol.

lol. on another note,

Selamat Pengantin Baru Mun & husband, semoga kekal ke anak cucu. AMIN. 🙂

Oh. To Diya & Azam too, Selamat pengantin baru 🙂

kiss me.

wakakaka

pasal injek pun orang ani kan marah.i dont usually go to the HYS page on Brudirect but when i do, id usually go all the way by clicking on the MALAY section. hahaahaahahahaha. lagi drama!!!

mcm orang ani..

MANA TIA TUKANG INJIK LELAKI SEBELUM ANI?
June 17, 2011 – 7:41 am by Ambuyat Sagu
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Masa tahun lepas bapaku ani binjik umrah, kali tahun ani ia kan umrah lagi. Lepas atu, masa ia kana suruh masuk di bilik injik atu ia minta laki-laki untuk menginjik ia sal ia berwudu time atu. So pasal atu lah ia nda mau bini-bini menginjik. Tambahan lagi yang sedihnya laki-laki yang selalu menginjik ia inda lagi ada. Pasal semua tukang injiknya ani bini-bini yang kaja di sana atu. Sebelum-sebelumnya ada seorang tukang injik lelaki inda tau2 pekerja bini-bini di sana membagi tahu arah bapaku ani yang tukang injik laki-laki atu pindah sudah ke KB. Jadinya pohon kami kalau buleh mesti ada tukang injik laki-laki di ong sum ping atu, mun inda payah eh. Tambahan lagi ada baiknya tukang injik laki-laki di sana atu untuk menginjik orang yang berwudhu, mudim-mudim, orang-orang yg request lelaki lah. Kami berharap kepada pihak yang berkenaan mempertimbangkan lagi dan baiktah biskita ambil balik tukang injik lelaki atu ……

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaa…aku tau plang tukang injik laki2..tapi ya tukang injik kucingg!!!!

kiss me.

When in Indonesia…

Me: nau, is it safe to travel alone by cab in Jakarta?
Nauli: yes..should be. kamu ambil saja taksi Blue Bird
Me: yes that’s what ive been using, yang Silver Bird juga bagus kan?
Nauli: wooh, ya apa lagi Silver Bird..lagi mahal lagi bagus lah.
me: ok.. so its safe?
Nauli: ya..pokoknya di INDONESIA apa apa aja yang ada BIRD itu BAGUS.
me:…

click. for more info on the best bird in Jakarta.

pms.

i am so the very lah to the very very very kalat mata. i miss home and the people in it. i think i was only in Brunei for a week this month. Come to think of it, i shouldve just gone somewhere near for my holidays. Not saying that Melbourne was a waste of time, but i had chosen the wrong month to go totally oblivious to the fact that it was winter in Australia.

Craving blueberry pancakes. craving alot of things now. especially sleep. it’s the 2nd day of my datang moon.. and i’m totally trippin. i feel like ive been up for weeks when i actually went to bed at 10 last night. maybe the fact that i haven’t been running is also contributing to my sluggishness.

thank god its friday.

kiss me.

Alam Nasyrah.

“Surely, with difficulty there is ease’.

i love this surah.

Things happen for a reason. this is hard to accept, esxp when it turns your life around in to shit.But the beauty of it that you eventually do learn to accept. and when you do, you get to have your life back. sometimes the universe takes it up a notch and makes it even better. 🙂

smile. and take comfort in the fact that things will pass.

they say, good things come to those who wait. inshallah.

assalamualaikum SIS.

kiss me.

gross.

omg. bebau jua mulut org sebalah ku ani. like seriously, if you think you’re going to be YAWNING the whole session, make sure you come with brushed teeth. it’s mihir. i feel like snatching has hand and yank it IN TO the bowl of mints in the middle of the table. oh god. he just yawned again. ada kucing mati kali dalam mulutnya ani.

err…meow…

kucing mati pasal mulutnya bebau. bukan bebau pasal ada kucing mati dalam mulutnya.

heh.

anyway, its monday. my holidays are finally over. it’s gonna take me at least a few more months to go on my next leave. which has got to be in september by the way cause Nat’s wedding reception is in September. which i can’t afford to miss. for alot of reasons, mainly, i HAVE to SEE her to kawin to BELIEVE it 😀

dude, can u not breathe??????????

ah. can’t post like this.

too smelly. *remind self to move to a diff seat during coffee break.

kiss me.

Good morning, hari ini aku lah katak di bawah tempurung.

You know how they have those daily ‘Katak di Bawah tempurong’ sessions on Pelangi FM? Today, my curiosity got the better of me as i went on google and searched for GOOD MORNING TOWELS. In my 26 years of existence. almost 26 years of existence (please don’t remind me, next time) i have seen his towel EVERYWHERE. exsp around an ‘Uncle’ or an ‘Aunty’s; necks on afternoons at the tasek. Ive always wondered how did a towel became so famous????

this blogger wrote something about the origins of the towel.

BUT I STILL WANT TO KNOW HOW DID IT BECOME SO PEMES? DATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. kali, tuala ani pernah manang peraduan menyanyi ASIA BAGUS taun 1997 kali?

sama kenapa namanya Good Morning? if it was used to medically treat cuts or whatever..shouldn’t the name have more of a medical ring to it? like

GOODMORNDOL? (after Dettol)
GOODMORNEX? (after Protex)
GOODMORNGATE? (after colgate?)

ataupun tuala DOKTOR GOOD MORNING.

……this leads me to another question..

sama jua mcm tiger balm.. kenapa tiger balm kana panggil tiger balm? pasalnya ya adiberadi sama tiger beer kah?

cali2 jua nama produk dari cina ani.

……

nya org, jangan malu betanya. kalau malu, SASAT JALAN. tapinya kdg2 kalau luan banyak betanya atu..kana marahi jua………

kekekeke…

but it’s so funny how google have answers to almost anything and just everything. i love it.

Google Search: Why is YOKO YOKO called YOKO YOKO?
Google Search: Banyak Banyak burger, burger apa yang paling nyaman?
Google Search: Kenapa samut suka makan gula?
Google Search: Kenapa Katak dibawah tempurung? kenapa inda bawah mija kah? bawah kerusi kah?
Google Search: kenapa no telipun pulis di brunei 993 bukan 911?
Google Search: Cara cara ber wudhu yang sunat sahaja.
Google Search: Jenis jenis Ginchu MIRAH yang Halal, yang dapat di gunakan tanpa was was.
Google Search: maksud was was
Google Search: adakah cuma produk Zaitun yang dpt di gunakan tanpa was was?
Google Search: apa erti SYAK WAS SANG KA, dan Zaitun ini ibu siapa?
Google Search: cara cara mencari jodoh yang baik.
Google Search: tmpat mencari jodoh.
Google Search: tarikh haribulan mansuh lesen kereta kawan ku si jamal.

….siap siap hari kana tampar ku jua krg uleh google.

kiss me