me: *points at huge mole on forehead*..basar ah?
bj: manis.
me: kau mau rasa?
bj: EEE.

bj: PEmanis!!

am i getting spies?

time for a bitch post.. everyone loves a bitch post.. what makes a bitch post ..THE bitch post is when u blog it raw.. whilst PMSing to death. so here goes:

….

i love kittens. they’re so small furry and cute.
im starting to love hamsters too. but Rahim’s hamsters shit and pee everywhere. one even peed in molly’s hand. they’re the Manneken pis of all hamsters!

&)#&#.

bitch post, day 1. done.

6 more freakin days to go.

kan bitchy. tapi inda jua brapa. haha

ive had a long day. and ive only got 9 minutes of battery life left. i can’t be bothered going through my bag for my charger. ok gudnait.

laying off long rants for now.

kiss me.

omg. its 4:50am. and i’m UP. like fully awake. ive been up since 4 btw. apakannie??? why am i always up by four? even in a different timezone i wake up at four am. what’s with me and 4am. y am i always up at 4am. 4 am? why 4.am? is my body used to having no more than 5hrs of sleep kah???? at first i thought it was just jetlagged. this was when i was in Brussels. it does make sense plang ..well when it was four there, it was ELEVEN in the morning here in Brunei.so yeah it’s pretty much wake up , brush your teeth – mandi, do your shit …time. but it doesn’t make sense when i wake up at four here when its already 11 PM in Brussels..and that’s pretty much time to switch off the lights and go to sleep. GAH.

its ok. i will read a book. and hope that eventually i fall asleep and not get groggy when i wake up at six to go to the….

mana nah?

ROFL.

free box of brownie to the first person who guesses right.

kiss me.

what dis is?

a friend’s wedding is coming up and the couple have asked several of their friends to sing at their wedding. its no surprise that they’ve picked out love songs they both grew up listening to. and i’m excited. very. i’m nt going to spoil the line up here cause most of their friends are readers of this blog 😛
..but all i can say is that the line up is pretty good. if you’re in to Boyz II men circa 1990-2000. that kinda shit.

as for me. ive been asked to do wedding favors. exciting.
now if i can squeeze my time between a handful of meetings and reports to design wedding tags..

that’d be freakin awesome.

TBFA!

i ruv T-pain. and i am freakin jet lagged. i need to sleep if i want to be at the gym early tommorrow. currently indulging in baking books on Amazon. just putting everything in ‘my cart’ just incase i want to buy them some day. by some day, hopefully at the end of the month when the salary cashes in. woot woot.

kiss me.

frites gauf moules making me a very fat girlie. hello Universe. how are we today? im okay..but i guess this month is quickly turning in to one of those months where u just want to hide in the corner and…oh. u know. stay there.

im just tired. i guess.

macam..doktor, aku gatal2 ani ..apakanie? jet lag kah? huhuhu.

its 11pm – not Brunei time. its only in this part of the world that i get security brush over my boobs and my other private parts for having an earring in one of my dress pockets. there i was thinking:- ok bitch. u brush over my boobs one more time..you’re just going to have to show me the Euros honey! She even had her finger stuck in my messy hairbun to make sure i wasn’t hiding anymore airport-offending items.. like. r u fucking serious? kalau hairbun ku ani begigi..kana gigit sudah jari mu!!!!

it has been a long an tiring day. i lived Sunday TWICE. sort of. Spain just won. and ive just been outside..the deafening sound of vuvuzelaz are taking over the streets!

well played Spain. well played.

now. to get ready for Monday.

kiss me.

ahhhh stressku. im having a mini bake sale later at 4pm. and i havent started packing. i just woke up. my plan was tadi to wake up at 7 and start kneading pastry dough for the portuguese eggtarts’ punya pastry. and then i realised, i didnt have butter. cause i forgot to call my supplier…AGAIN. so i went back to sleep. everyone knows, portuguese eggtarts are a bitch to make. like. not only you have to roll out the pastry and do stuff to it to make it crispy.. there’s also moulding it in to individual mini round tins. sasakku. atu yang bagi lama. and i’m planning on making a 100 of them today. mini bake sale? who the hell am i kidding? mini heart attack maybe.

so yeh. if you’re not too busy for a mini heart attack. do come by around 4ish today. im starting late. cause well. as you can see..its already 9. and im still on my computer. and i havent bought butter and im out of eggs and glad paper. NICE ONE SYAZ.

Yeaaaaaahh~~~

BRING YOUR OWN BAGS. charging $1 for plastic.

thank you. for shopping with us at The Cakery.

you are the bomb diggity.

Sincerely,
Management.

I got tangled up in a macbook crisis lastnight. is it normal for hard disks to go kaput every 1.5 years kah? if im not mistaken the last i had my hard disk replaced was earlier last year, say mid Jan? so if my calculations are correct..it has been about 1.5 years lah since ive had it.. good thing a little bird managed to save it just before everything was lost.. mcm Jurassic Park the sequel atu? The Lost World.

…….

Wait. are hard disks the same as hard drives kah? if its not..then i meant to say Hard drives. and i can’t be bothered going back to edit the last couple of lines. ive been infront of the computer all day, EDITING. I stop editing at 4:30pm. Sometimes i go over. it depends. *emo* but yeah..harddisks harddrives? both (after 1.5 years become) unreliable. so i dont care. lol.

Anyway, Thanks to this friend my macbook is now as good as new.. it’s still missing a G button, but its whiter now..like it has just came back from Teeth Whitening Session at the Dentists. It was only until i came home that i thought maybe..just maybe Mr Macbook Genius suffers from OCD ..!!! hahaha.
*still amazed at how shiny and clean her screen is*

oh and guess what????? It came with a laptop bag!!!!!!!!!!!! and extra RAM!!!!!

bukan lagi OCD.. hahaha more like OMG!!!!!

hahahaha. whatever la. point is, i got my macbook fixed. he saved me $$$ from buying a netbook that i don’t need (yet) and will save me the embarrassment from going to a meeting with a laptop that looks like rotten teeth. U rock. thank you. so. much.

an awesome end to a very shitty day.

speaking of OCD..

hey stranger, i miss you. come home soon. 🙂

have a good weekend everyone.

kiss me.

ps: why am i surrounded by people who are compulsive about organisation and i dont have it in me? or maybe i do.. but .its the disorganising kind! mcm i obsessively compulsively want to be messy.

screw you. lol.

kring kring..(bukan bunyi biskal, bunyi telipun)
me: hello.
person on the other line: ah.
me: assalamualaikum *thinking that it was probably a work call*
potol haha (POTOL): wsalam.
me: siapa ni kan?
potol: hj shukri bah.
me: ah? kenapa?
hj shukri: apa?
me: apakan? kita nelipun… dari mana?
hj shukri: aku bah haji shukri..mana laki mu?

….
slalu org salah numbur ani. si Mazlan lah si Bujang lah , Hj Shukri lah..

aku nunggu si Saeed salah numbur lagi.

hehehehe..