a day in the life of sas Vronez.

*kring kring*
*angkat telipun*
person on the other line: hello? ani siapa ni si SAZ?
me: Syazwana.
person on the other line: awu bah. Sas Vronez atu kan?
me: awu Syazwana
Person on the other line: ah? tampat bejual kek kannie?
me: kek apa?
person on the other line: kek vronez atu bah!!!!!!!
me: haha awu. brownies.
person on the other line: cana ngudar..

sikit sikit kek vroniez. sikit sikit sas vroniez.

baik plang lain kali cani…

*krring kring*
*angkat telipun*
me: hello?
aother customer: anu, kan ngudar kek vroniez?
me: bah skajap ah. holds phone away from ear. *SAS, SAS VRONEZ!!!!!!, OI SAS VRONIEZ, NI ORG ADA NGUDAR VRONIEZ NI!!!!!!!!

skali suruh si MANI menjawab.
hahahahahahahahaaha

ok bye.

Poklen alim

Me: *doodling jawi notes on paper* eh maya, apa Z in Jawi ah? ada kah?
Maya: ada, ZAI.
me: *light bulb moment*


Just in case u dont read jawi, this reads ‘Sayazzzz Sukazzz Makanz AyaMz GorenGzzZzzZzz.. HUHUZZZZzzzz’

maya: HAHAHAHAHAA POKLENZZZZZZZZZZZZ ALIMZZZZZZZZZZZZ

REPREZENT.
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ADDED:

rupanya V pun ada in jawi. WAU TITIK apparently. hahahahaha
nah. revised version of poklen alimism.


zaya zuKaZ mAkANZ AYAMz veRavEz

poklenz veravezzzzzzzzzzzz

me and my moustache jokes.

friday. woo. i got to sleep in. only until 9, but its better than waking up at 7 and having to rush to mandi and face the traffic jam no? yes? 🙂

another long day of baking ahead. My review went up on LLFHW today. I love the review.. but i wished i could say the same about my hair in most of the photos. i didn’t realise it was THAT messy :S hahaha.but then again, i’m not working in the Saloon. I work in the kitchen. sighz.

i’m going through a MENTAL list of things to do today as i’m typing this up. oh. btw. i have a moustache again. huhu. need to get that sorted out. krg kalau mikin panjang mcm si MISAI KONTOT (ROFL). huhuhuhu. sama krg kalau..panjang.. when i tick PEREMPUAN in forms, officials would start questioning me WHY. huhuhu. skali if i walk around the mall, people would start asking me if i am Mr Potato…to which i would say Yes. but no potato for you. and if someone asks for the direction of Mohan. i’d point to my upperlip and say..HERE. skli kalau panjang banar, nda tah ku dpt jadi stewardess…

kana suruh tah ku jadi STEWARD ganya………

tapi aku notice yang be misai ani slalunya those men who direct kapal terbang where to go once they land. bnr. they all have thick moustcahe to go with the huge ass ear muffs. surprisingly, they match.

ok this is one of those daily, pointless rants.
_____stop.

btw. it’s smelling like its going to be a very busy september.

bye.

the asshole is a he.

i have blisters on the soles of my feet. therefore i cannot run. therefore i am pissed. therefore i scared if i dont run then therefore i couldn’t fit in to my baju raya. therefore i’ll be risking looking like a pumpkin during raya. sigh.


i like this song. it reminds me of someone. not so much a girl.

kiss me.

Shopping with Maya

So Maya and I went shopping today.

this is what we bought. However, we had to pay the full PRICE..cause for SOME reason, the promo code we entered was INVALID. How can they not know SAS BROWNIES??? baik pulang ku cuba SasVrOnIeZ kali? hahaha.

liat tu, 16 Biji. for my ten fingers and 5 toes. the other One is for Maya, altho she’s still deciding whether to shape it in to a Brooch or a BELLY RING.

so are we rich ? or are we are rich? lol
hahahahahahaa

kiss me.

Mario and Lugi

my chinese friend: eh u better register now u know other wise you (r) lugi.
me: hahahaha apa? LUGI?
my other friend: cuba kau cakap OREN?
my chinese friend: rrrrrLLLLugi!!!!
my other friend: cakap oren oren!!! oren!
my chinese friend: orrLen.
me: cuba kau ckp.. red lorry yellow lorry 1000 kali hahaha.
my chinese friend: haahaha , eh i kidding only wah i know its RRRRRlugi ok? i was referring to Mario’s friend. LUGI.
me: hahaha penipu! you mean LUIGI?
my chinese friend: eh awu ah. nemine eh, u just register..nanti u LUGI.

haahahaha

aku inda mau lugi eh.

A Cambodian Gem

Meet Luong Ung (Pronounced as Luwang)

A fiesty 5 year old Cambodian girl who was forced to grow up quickly in order to survive the brutality of the Khmer Regime. Her dad died protecting the family of 8 and the death of the mom and elder sister soon followed through. Orphaned and against her will, she was compelled to train as a child soldier. I simply can’t keep this book down. It tells a true story about love, family, persistence and survival.

Ive heard about this book during my boarding school days. My sisters had to read the book for their ESL classes.. but I did not bother picking it up until my recent visit to the S-21 prison in Cambodia. The prison exposed the cruel acts of torture executed by Pol Pot’s men during the Khmer Regime. I saw the book displayed at the souvenir shop in the vicinity of the prison and remembered a photo of Kel posing with the book back in 2003.

Deeply affected by what i saw at the prison (blood stained floors, torture instruments et al), i couldn’t resist finding out more about what actually went down during that period of time and bought the book. I havent finished reading it ..and i’m choosing to take my time , only because i’m worried that i wouldn’t have anything this GOOD to read when i finish. huhu.

i’d like to share with you some of my favorite excerpts from the book..(so far)

“At the new camp the nearest thing to friendship comes from the palm tree boy. I do not know his name and have never spoken to him….He and his father share the job of collecting palm sap.. if they are there when i am around, the boy usually throws a palm fruit in my direction, smiling and waving to me with his hand still clutching the cleaver.”

“I’ve always thought he (her father) looked like the stone faces of the gods at Angkor Wat”

Unlike stories from the Holocaust, this one hits closer to home. The book made me realise how fortunate we are for not being exposed to such cruelty in our lifetime and this is exactly why history shouldn’t repeat itself.

Luong Ung shines brighter than any of the other precious gemstones on display at the Russian Market..or anywhere else for that matter,Truly a diamond in the rough 🙂 (Kalah anting2 si Maya, si Amal sama si Kel)

Kel on the book:
‘Paloi ni buku ah, adakah durang bagi buku cani ani kan time org exam. what if students get mentally disturbed? paloi tu si Patterson ah (her Y12 english teacher).. i shudve told her WHY U MAKE US READ THIS BOOK U STUPID SHIT, I CANNOT DO MY EXAM.’

look what i found?

or really..what someone else found and then.. i found?

nice kan?

but i like what the (ex)V.E was playing towards to end better.

u can never go wrong with ruffedge or v.e altho i prefer the vocals of Ruffedge more.

si Lah ani pass Lah. buleh Lah. okay Lah. lawa jua Lah.

heheheheheeh. awal jua ku bangun ani.

i got i got i got i got your back boy ;)

Selamat berweekend.

meeting up with Clare and making a trip down to Lula Rock! i can’t wait. Off in lieu on Monday! finally!! a much needed break!!! :S its been what 5 months since my last off-in-lieu?? i cnt wait for me to able to take my cutiz. i want to jalan jalan with Kelly. it’s been too long.

i got yo back boy~

kiss me.