I’m in a governance class. Looking around, just observing,i find that most of the students in the class have lost weight since the start of semester. Weight loss that occurs over a school semester is usually related to kurang makan, kurang tidur as a result of hard work. Comparing their smaller physique to my elephant thighs ..i can’t help but feel that i haven’t been working hard enough.

Bullemia,aneroxia,Merit & Bekunis aren’t the only ones responsible for weight loss … but High Distinctions and Distinctions could also be added to the endless list of ‘effective ways on how to lose weight’ given that you dont turn to KFC and Mcdonalds when you’re stressed lah.

Durang ani time stress makan BULOH kali saja?

caption: stress ku eh! cikgu ku governance ani lagi LALI.

l8er.

some random person from school : where u from
me: brunei
some random person from school: is that anywhere in Burma?
me: no.
some random person from school: *says something about a typhoon*

someone needs to put us on the map.

its good to know that at least this guy is doing it. He should be the one on Vh1. I hope more Bruneians would follow in his path. pebaik tah making Cindul Temburong international or starting up franchise stores selling multi-flavoured Dadih in Newyork ala PinkBerry. come on people. the world is a BIG BIG BIG MARKET. so think BIG. come on people. we can do it!!!

kiss me.

i love paper. huhu. apakan.

nothing much has been happening apart from uni work. i have a paper due in friday and another one on monday. Next month, I have an exam on the 11th and two different papers due on the 10th. and then finally, my last paper is due sometime on the 16th. kajap aku mengira dulu brapa buting paper tinggal. ee, err,san..ser..ooo..

5 courseworks left and an EXAM.

YIPPEEEEEE. AKU MERASA BAGAI DI DALAM SURGA…………not.

in other news. nada papa. Won’t indulge in what’s going on in the world. Particularly in China and Burma. I’m not being ignorant. tapi the more i think about it the more upset i get. i had a good cry watching the news last night. so what else is up?

its nice and bright outside. 😀
and free tetris is still FREE. which is a bummer. BECAUSE, ive made a habit of opening up the site even if I DONT WANT TO PLAY. sigh. addiction comes in small packages.

anyway,
i think im going to get out of bed, brush my teeth, mandi, besabun..and make a run to school by train. (run by train? get it.. get it..?)

ki$$ me.

remember this? from waiting to exhale’s ost.

how can one be down?
tell me where to start
cause everytime you smile
i feel tremors in my heart
i have but one concern
how can i get with you
till my day comes this is what im going to do.. o..o..o…

kajap aku mencari baju warna pink dulu. huhu. baru ku menyambung.

kiss me.

Suka ku banar2 cigu ku law ani. Kurang manis, kurang ajar urangnya. aku suka urang kurang ajar. dimana mana urang kurang ajar ani yatah paling ku suka ni. There’s just something wrong with her lah..mcm she’s socially inept. I thought it was just me that she snubbed when i asked her how she was the other day. rupanya, she does it to the whole class. apparently, ‘she doesn’t mean anything by it’ said the handsome Czech guy. I say, it doesn’t matter. as a lecturer she should not intimidate students like that. Ambuk lagi pandai begaul. Sama ni mcm the lecturer i had last semester. But she’s better lah. ambok pun ambok lah.

tapi ya ani kiut. damit badannya. mcm kalau ya kana pusing2. terabang. mcm spinning top dalam tikaman. hahaha. im actually in a lectur now. Im indulging in this vision of her spinning around like a tazmanian devil ..not kylie minogue.

hehehe..

Just got back from yoga. The thing with yoga is some days its really easy to do and some days it gets hard. Today it was the latter. It was crazy hot in the room… kan pengsan saja inda. couldn’t really do any of the postures right. because i was sweating so much i kept on losing focus. How hot it is in the room depends on the intructor. clearly today’s instructor was a bitch.

Anyway. You know how changing rooms in the gyms here are kan? Incase u dont know. 2 words; FREE SHOW. This is usually how the conversations go in the toilet

Woman 1:- “Hey, how good was that!?”
Me: not too bad. I thought it was really hot today. (eseh, small talk)
Woman 1:- *buka seluar* yes yes, i know. i havent been coming for a while.
Me: have you been overseas?
Woman 1: *buka baju* I was in New York for about 2 months.
Me: ah. no wonder i havent seen you in a while
Woman 1: *buka SPENDET* where do u stay?
Me: *EYES ON WOMAN 1’s FACE* Bourke Street.
Woman 1: thats in the city isnt it? *BUKA BAJU DALAM*
Me: *telling myself DONT LOOK DOWN DONT LOOK DOWN. tapi mata LIAR pasal galat rasa* *nods*
Woman 1: oh how lucky! *changes to a fresh pair of leggings*
Me: uhuh..well anyway, i gtg now. ill catch you soon.

and today, same thing happened la.

Woman 2:- OMG. that was really bad.
Me: yes. it was really hot.
Woman 2: i know.
Me: you have a great body. are u a swimmer?
Woman 2: yes, im in the Australian swimming team for syncronise swimming. i’m going to the olympics this year.
Me: (atu panjang) oh really? nice. huhuu.

— and then it got uncomfortable—
Woman 2: yea, im going to brisbane next week for practise and then im heading out to rome *buka baju*
me: (err..uh…err…) Rome??? how long for?
Woman 2: *buka baju dalam* *garu garu susu* for about a week.
me: *shit. where should i look now..liat matanya saja liat matanya* how many of you are going?
Woman 2: oh about 8 of us. *buka seluar* *garu garu susu*
me: *not wanting to see what’s going to happen next* well anyway, i gtg now. ill see you soon. goodluck!!!!

mengapa kan ya garu garu2 susu saja atu kan. nda bersih kali bagas nya mandi ..be chlorine pakah masih. huhuhu. but seriously. i dont know how one can just strip in front of 10 other people. walaupun bini2. kali aku ani kali yang PEMALU? huhuhuhuhu. kan join salah2 jua rasa ku. huhuhu. but seriously, kalau buleh ah ill be the first one in for yoga and the FIRST ONE OUT..just to avoid the freeshows.

Caption: “YAY, MAKAN FREE”
photo has been censored. i apologize if you are still offended.

This post is dedicated to my lovely Bushu. Happy birthday Bush. Live long and prosper!

lots of love,
Siti

huhuhu. wah. i feel like i havent blogged in ages. lol. it has been ages though, right? Ive been busy. Mom was here for kel’s graduation and Kel’s here to pack up her things and with final assignments rolling in like the Rolling Stones.. i simply havent had the time to update.

horeber (however), i did get a hair cut, my eye brows waxed and watch Iron Man yesterday. huhuhuhuhu. ok maybe ive just been busy for BLOGGING. Oh. But how good is IRON MAN?? that drugged out dude from the 90’s played the character very well. and i never realised that he could be so HANDSOME??? hated mademoiselle-in-distress, Gwyneth’s hair though. and i dont get how people can just name their sons JUNIOR??? asal org ada nama JUNIOR ingat ku kan PAMPERS. Femfes. huhuhu.

anyway.hoping to catch my yoga class at 4 (which i have also been neglecting). probably run for a while. and then dinner at Nelayan. oh did i tell you? Nelayan finally finally finally added AYAM PENYET to their menu. Unless i am either from Jawa Timur or Jawa Tengah & Selatan i can’t really call it the taste of home.. but my boyfriend and i are frequent visitors of the restoran ALA JOWO in sengkurong huhuhu. so bulih lah. Tapi this version of AYam Penyet from Nelayan inda be penyet. i think they were too malas to roll their trousers up to PENYET. huhuhuhuhuhu.

anyway.

ConGATULATIONS Kel for GADUATING, tupi mu atu dpt kau pakai KERAJA. huhuhu. and Bu..i miss you , your cooking and your money. huhuhu.

kiss me.

yes. we are nice people. but please. DO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE.

..on another note.

ive just finished my law assignment. hell. i didnt think i’d get through it.

…

good mozningz.

waiting for my mom to arrive. apparently she needs help with her luggage. no waris. huhuhuhu. i was on the phone with my indo friend yesterday to tell him that i wasnt able to see him to pick up some stuff. skali ya ckp “ya ya ya ok deh..NO WARIS NO WARIS”

eh. no
mom’s here!

huhuh aku ani blogging. tapi nada papa kan dicakapkan. hahahahaha.

just got back from yoga. sajuk hari ani. mcm banar2 sajuk. hence HOT YOGA wasn’t that hot. i didnt end up sweating as much as i normally do. now i just feel like going back to sleep. i hate winter. the weather makes me lazy. the weather makes bikram yoga do-able which means less effort, less sweating..less calorie lost.. and worst of all LESS VALUE FOR MONEY. hahahahahahahaha.

funny thing in class today. when i went to sign up, Nene (nneeeen!) the beautiful instructor (with a body smaller than both of my legs put together) claimed that i havent paid for my classes and im like eh????? what this is??? ive only been coming for 2 weeks. the next payment should be sometime next week. So i told her ill bring my statement tommorow as proof that i have actually paid.

skalinya in class..as i entered the toe stand i heard her calling out “GOOD AQUILAH GOOD AQUILAH!” from the end of the room.

and right away i was like.. EH. NO WONDER SHE SAID I HAVENT PAID. SHE THOUGHT I WAS AQUILAH. My sister, whose real name’s really AQILAH WHO IS ALSO BY THE WAY BACK IN BRUNEI UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!.. toe stand ku pun bida tarus at the sound of AQUILAH. lol.aku ani mcm..eh sejak bila si kilah dalam class ani!? hahahahahha

i realise half of the instructors at yoga are all bimbos. one time, Nad was buying water off Ange, another one of the gurus with a body the size of my PINKY , i think Nadia gave her a 2 dollar coin NGAM NGAM for the bottle of water and Ange gave her 5 bucks back in loose change. mcm ok. kalau bebisnes pisang confirm bankrupt sudah ni MACI ani. hahaha. hahaha cali lah. the things you see at yoga.

but i think the thing i dread most about having to go to yoga is having to stare at the MEN in their MINI BOXERS for 90 minutes. bari gali bah. paloh2 lagi tu. nada lagi kamu tedapat BOXER anu basar2 kah? mesti jua yang sampit sampit kah!?!?! buta bah mataku.

anyway, i think ill go mandi. and make myself lunch.

have a good day all.

NAMASTE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH…*choke*.