Another fruitless day in the kingdom of unexpected WHAT? Other than that, im craving for chicken rice. I love chicken rice, but i hate that after garlic taste you get in your mouth that seems to stay forever. even after brushing. Thats why, when i’m making my own chicken rice, i tend to limit the use of garlic in the recipe. I’m just being random. Haven’t done anything worth mentioning in the last couple of hours.

The aunty & uncle are driving to KK tommorow for the week. I’m still contemplating whether i should join them. The only put off is the long drive from Brunei to KK. 8 hours kah? that’s even further than my trip to the apostles few months ago in Melbourne.

OH SHIT. is it RAINING???

great. just when i was craving for chicken rice. i can’t possibly drive in the rain now 🙁 kenapa weather nya capi2?? si Hari pun damam. To those who dont know, Hari is my handsome cat who is actually a female and she’s a one lean mean sex machine. banar, she just doesnt know when to stop reproducing and could easily be the MILF of the cat world.

Apparently,the government vet doesn’t support THE “hexing of the cat’s genitalia anymore”, so we’re stuck with a cat who will be having babies her entire life. and cats have 9 lives. 100 babies in one life = 900 babies in 9 lives. yes i can be somewhat of an over-dramatic pondan version of Misha Omar if i want to be.

but seriously,

if we were to bring Hari and all of her other kittens to the bebayar vet, MAHAL KALI AH. manusia lagi besunat SERINGGIT ganya. ani tah lagi kan kucing? maybe they were right to stop it, but on the other hand what would happen to all the unwanted kittens? baik masa tejaga semua, mun inda tejaga, idna tebagi makan?; doesn’t that still count as cruelty to animals kah? baring in mind that these cats were stray cats jua to start off with so it wasn’t by CHOICE that some families end up with 32 cats.

So cemani ni ah?

point is; SIAPA TAH KAN MENYUNAT KUCING KUCING KU NI? ani lampoh ni berabis si hari awal ani, kami suspect ya kan beranak lagi. kami jual saja anaknya arah ebay nanti.. bidding would start at $0.50 cause there will just be too many of them..and i think bruneians are sick of getting the same old YELLOW coloured cats all the time. huhuhu.

speaking of frogs. (??), i woke up early to join my sisters for their early morning frogging in the pool. I attemped the frog swim. but failed -miserably. and i’m sick of looking at Kel’s slim figure because i’m JEALOUS. i can’t seem to get the breathing right. the only excercise im currently on is eating. BSS Melb’s going to be having an annual dinner early next semester… and i seriously have to lose weight if i want to be wearing a dress and not a clown suit to the dinner. blaaah.

starting from tommorow.. i will be going by this mantra;

“There are 365 days in a year, you dont have to eat everything in one day!”

hope it works. so wish me luck.
kiss me.

I was in the kitchen the whole day baking brownies. bleugh. i need to take a shower.

i thought it was going to rain tadi.. but i can see a glimmer of sunlight through my curtains. i know. we have our curtains drawn early in this house. haha its only 5pm!!!

No plans for tonight.. nowhere to go jua sebenarnya. First, because of the cigarette ban none of my smoking friends enjoy lepaking anymore..now Imagine if Brunei starts putting a BAN on pirated vcds and dvds permananetly??? where will we be getting our entertainment from? Indonesian workers at Gambus all the way in tutong? NICE 😉

We were at Eryki’s salon the other day. Kel was getting her fringe done with Henry? Andre? can’t remember his name..but kel’s hair turned out nice. Anyway, whilst kel was getting her hair washed by these two other female hairstylists were talking about heading out to tutong for gambus.

girl 1: eh. bui. mendanga kau si ___, kan mambawa mangayau gambus ni malam sabtu ah.
girl 2: bui, malas tah ku tu bui kan mengayau gambus ah sibuk ku.
girl 1: aku pun bananya, inda jua ingin kan begambus ani.
girl 2: yatah bah. kenapa kah ya si _____, nda lagi sintar pakah.

ME (menyampok): eh dimana kamu mengayau gambus ani?

girl 1: ntah di tutong, aku pernah tu sekali kawan ku nelipun membawa party, skali sudah di kerita ku tanyakan kemana, nya GAMBUS nya di tutong.
me: skali pigi tah kau?
girl 1: malas ku dang!!!! minta hanta ku balik. aku lagi malam atu be BOOT.
me: be boot?
girl 1; au bah KASUT BOOT bah. kan gambus tia karang!!
me: awu. bekudis saja kaki krg, gatal bagas paloh.
girl 1: awu bana.
me: *out of curiosity* org begambus ani ada makan pill kah?

girl 2: dang, mun makan pill dang nda lagi sada tu dang, yang bida hantap pun jadi lawa yang hangit buleh jadi harum.

hahahaha.siok kami becerita. comic relief wah durang ah.

anyway, mandi ku eh.

*yawn*. its 8. supasep buka kah kul 8? if it is open, i should really be making my way down there. I’m making dinner for the fam tonight. its the usual roasted leg of lamb..which Kel claims she can’t have because apparently every time she eats lamb she has to down it with PANADOL. It gives her the flu she says. heh, NICE. Anyway instead of roasted veg, ive decided to make roasted veg lasagna. Been craving for that stuff for ages now.

oh. btw. i dont get why the frozen section of supermarkets here stink. bnr i really dont get it. is it their storage kah? ataupun their ventilation? we were at giant yesterday.. and i could smell their frozen section the moment i entered the building. same goes to..well EVERYWHERE.

enivei,
sabun di bilik mandi. sabun.

pms ‘effect’ ranges from a lot of things..depending on the month, if you’re lucky, you can escape with just chocolate cravings…unfortunately for me, this time around im getting the CRYING-over-the-littlest-things effect. Just about anything can make me cry now.. i was watching Kung-Fu Panda the other night..and silently i was crying in my seat huhuh pasal i felt sorry that no one believed in Po. One time, this happened we were watching this commonwealth-women’s weight lifting competition on tv. and at the end i cried over the winner. who was this STRONG and POWERFUL Myanmar lady. hairan eh.

but whatever. ill get over it soon. just now im just going to try hard not to expose my self to silly fat pandas and strong and powerful myanmar weightlifters.

Thank god exams are over. I havent had proper sleep since middle of last month ani keraja ku tiduuuuuuuur saja. tidurrrr…making up for lost time. NYAMAN RUPANYA TIDUR ANI AH?

hehe.

kiss me.

We’re back to selling these beautiful, fudgey brownies again.

Priced at $15 bucks for a 8 by 8 inch tray.

Brownie lovers can reach me at 8611076 for orders or Email: missay018@hotmail.com

We promise you fudgey!

kith me.

good morning.

ii just woke up. land i seem to have misplaced my glasses. huhu. yeah i wear glasses. been wearing them for years now. its just that most of you have never seen me wearing them cause i usually have my contacts on during the day. I used to have my contacts on all the time even when i sleep. and then i got scared of getting blind. heh.

ok. so sebvenarnya aku typing2 ani i can’t see the screen. so.. i think i better find my glasses first and then BLOG.

😀

kith meeth.

FINITO.
Assignmento FINITO.

in the manner of tungku abdul rahman announcing the independence of Malaysia,

MERDEKA

MERDEKA

MERDEKA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive shoven the last of this semester’s politics up my ass!!!!!

Today is the last of my assignments. Once i hand in my assignment, thats it.. unero qutro wanemo! ..which is Mexican for Not mexican at all. huhu. See. I am THAT relieved that i’ve come up with my own language. uro! puro lo mi sa’ yo mes popi kino! which is now “mexican” *illustrates ” ” with hand gestures* for “WOW! cantiknya puppy itu!” and what do you know? ze macco checko bloga asapuwe , this is African (or not) for “THE MASCULINE CHICK IS BLOGGING AGAIN”. Hepito hepito hepito!! (happy happy happy!)

speaking about languages. funny thing happened last Wednesday. I came back from an exam the other day and was having dinner when i heard someone knocking on the door. I was surprised to find out it was the lady next door who was nice but didn’t speak a word of english. She motioned for me to follow her in to her apartment. Once inside her beautifully furnished apartment, she told me that she was leaving back to China tommorow at 7 oclock. however, i wasn’t sure if it was 7 in the morning or 7 at night because she told me this by spreading out her arms like an aeroplane and pointing to 7 on the clock on the wall. When i asked AM or PM.. she replied back in chinese with a confused look on her face which i assumed meant “???” this is how the rest of the conversation went.

Me: Ohhh Wo Wun-Lai.. TOMMOROW *supported by hand gestures that meant ‘tommorow’* at 7 as well! (Wunlai is chinese for Brunei)
Chinese lady: OOoh Ni, Wunlai?? (oh kau Wun lai , kau balik jua????)
me: YES. your flight *aeroplane hands* what time *pointing at clock* tommorow? AM or PM?
chinese lady: ?????? (dang, kau confuse? aku lagi confuse)
me: am or pm???
chinese lady: ?????? *walks towards her fridge*

hehe for a while there i thought she was going to hand me pork..and in my head, i was trying to figure out how to say IM A MUSLIM in chinese..huhuhu but she took out ALL of the carrots, fruits and green veg that was in her fridge and handed it to me, and continued speaking in mandarin. but slowly, so that i would be able to understand..

TAPI BILA JUA KU PANDAI CKP CINA. Wish i did though, so i could’v at least had a decent conversation with her pasal i always see her on the way up to the apartment and despite her limited english and my limited mandarin we always try to have a conversation. Anyway, i quicky thanked her after that, shook her hand and told her that it was nice to have met her. oh i also asked her if she was happy that she was going back. Unfortunately, the only word i know that means ‘happy’ is KUAI-LE (sp?). at the mention of this she was jumping up and down.. so i guess she was happy?

hahahaha. anyway, 500 more words. and i’m treating myself to icecream and i’m playing all the facebook poker i want!!!!!!

YOU CANT STOP ME YO!!!!!!

yippee.

kiss me.

ps: KONFIDEN jua KAU “within the VACCINATION”…behapa kau? menginjik kucing?????? within the VICINITY kali ah.

redirecting my thoughts to some place safe. Will be back. Soon.

love,
Syazwana

Ok. so i was supposed to finish my Public Policy assesments by Wednesday. It is now Friday and i havent even touched by International law assignment…. sigh.

i need to get condensed milk…just to take off pressure on the coffee making process. lol. If only org puteh knew about condensed milk they wouldn’t be using milk in their coffee/tea.

ok. random ramblings.
nevermind.

haha
kith me.