I’ve actually read this book before i bought it – At the bookstore. I was going broke to stay alive at that time and since the store was on my way to school i stopped there at least once a week (for 3 weeks) to read the first few pages of the book. Finally, when i did have money to buy it i took it home and started reading from the 2nd chapter. how cute is that? hahahaha *cough*justalittlebitsad*cough*cough*.

Anyway, this is a funnier, more outrageous version of the First Wives Club , except there’s no club. It made me laugh out loud in the tram. The book started like this;

“I was a forty three year old mother of two when i lost my orgasm. How can you lose an orgasm, you ay ask. What is it a sock?”

LOL. Hw can u NOT go to the bookstore once a week to read it hahaha? Highly entertaining.. but dont expect alot of hints on how to kill your husband in this one, but now know that period blood and tampons could come in handy!The ending was abit.. “whatever” but i like how the story was told. funnyyyyyy to the maximus.

currently saving up to buy me this other book; Undead and Unwed .. umm.. so far i know its about this girl vampire.. who likes to shop for shoes.. and is currently looking for someone to complete her lah hahahaha.. kinda like christopher pike – stiletto-lized! can’t wait! Books are so freaking expensive here. How to kill your husband was retailed at AU$29.50 gila men.

Oh this dude was here over the weekend..hope u are well prepared for your exams dude. cause last wknd wasss CRAZY.

corner of Queens and Bourke i think this was..

hahahaha rambut inda betantuuuu.. at the train station, sending ash off!

pictures from my trip to sydney are up.. click.

kiss me.

kiss me.

Siapaaa mau pakai seluar yengki? lapas atu layan Pocho pocho???

Obviously i have nothing to talk about.

so lets pocho pocho!

I’ve actually never seen the pocho pocho dance. but ive heard about it and i know for a fact that women my mom’s age like to pocho pocho..

and i shall pocho pocho too..on my 50th Birthday!!

paksa cari dj lagi nie.. hahahaaha dj pocho pocho.

kiss me.

Paul Johnson – She Got me On

She said, my name in Leena
…Damn, she looked like Selina
With alot of J.Lo in the butt
Damn I wanna eat you up
She thought i was crazy
But she called me baby
Brought tears to my eyes i must say
I think about her everyday…

Dayymm leeenaaa youuu’re so fineeeee..i can’t waiittt to make you mineeeeeee*~ daym leena you’re so fine~ tup tareyy tup tup tup teratey~

hahaha damn cheeky lyrics.. you’d just have to love this one.

*whispers* Syaaaaaaaz waaa Naaaaaaa you’re so fineee..i can’t wait too make you mineeee* hahaha.

kiss me.

hahaha i dont really have anything to post. I just wanted the date to show up in my blog. At least 10 years from now i would still know what i did on 6.6.6 kan?

Im on the sofa.watching today’s episode of Cheaters. Jerry Springer was on before this..i was watching it with one eye cause the contact lense that i had in the other eye was dry (i forgot to take them out before going to sleep again last nite). I Studying for exams.basically.. nothing lah ah..

so yeah.

YAY YIPEE YAHOO *& other sounds of happiness*

6.6.6!

pfft.

kiss me.

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIAPA YANG MEMBARI TAU AKU.. KACIP FATIMAH ATU PAPER PUNCHER needs a good HARD pinch on the bum lah!! HAHAHAHA KACIP FATIMAH BUKAN PUNCHER OIIIIIIIII. KACIP FATIMAH ANI TONGKAT ALI! BOOOOOOOO KAMU SEMUA KAN MENIPU AKU. DAMN FUCKERS. HAHAHAHAHAAHA. LOL.

KISS ME.

HE IS NOT MARRIED.

awu liat saja kamu.. makan kim chi saja tah ku nie karang.. *lol*

me and my silly crushes kan? lol.

kiss me.

Story of a girl who secretly fancies her bestfriend boy.
Girl trying to confess her true feelings for boy.. but not quite sure on how to go on about it.. (bukan cerita sebenar. well. not quite anyway) Follow me through the predicament ah:-

-These two have been friends forever.
-The Girl isn’t the Boy’s type. and The Girl purely accepts this.
-The boy isn’t the girl’s type either.. mainly because he’s a little bit shorter den she is. hahahahaha. girl only dates tall guys.
-The Girl knows there’s not a chance in the world that this boy would go out with her.. and again purely accepts this.
-Girl just needs to get things off her chest.

This is how i would imagine the conversation would turn out to be;

girl: eh..u know what.. i have to tell u something hahahahahaha..minta ku lighter ah.
boy: what? eh..minta ku sigup..
girl: *takes a puff of her ciggarette* i like you hahahahahahahahaha..nah *hands him a marlboro* ko ani apakan..bali wah.
boy: APEH? hahahahahahahahaha
girl: hahahahaha awu.
boy: hahahaha aku pun suka kau..
girl: APEH?
boy: hahahaha…talur ko anih
girl: hehehehehe..ko yang..
boy: ko tu.. hehehehehe
girl: hahahahahaahaha.
boy: hahahahahahahaha.
*silence*
girl boy: hahahahahahahahaha.

baru ya cinta tak kesampaian. hahaha KALAU PAHAM BISAI. Kan. Chances are kan.. Once u get in to the friend friend zone..there’s no turning back. Yatah tu ikut cakap Nike :”JUST DO IT!”

kiss me.

p.s: u cant help but feel sorry for the girl kan? just a little bit sorry. a little bit. hehe. oh visuals added just for the extra korean-drama touch. hahahaha.

First day of winter. Despite the sunshine shining on my face this morning i found myself shivering in bed.I was tucked in to 3 blankets last nite.. and i think its time for me to get another one (probably the closest thing i can get to a portable heater). It’s bloody 9.9 deegrees tonite..the coldest it has been so far. I won’t be surprised if its gonna snow again in suburbia melbourne this year. tsk. I sense that my readers who are currently in the UK are rolling their eyes straight out of their sockets at the moment. Catch it. heh. Obviously its nothing compared to UK weather lah, i was just chatting to Sha Sha earlier. It’s the first day of SUMMER and the weather’s like 11 deegrees outside. huhuhuhu. One word; KESIAN.

I rode in Nawa’s brandnew,unlike the weather,shimmering shining mini convertible today. Smooooooth car i tell you. The interior’s awesome! complete with checkered side mirrors, an ipod station ok. basically, everything and anything you could possibly wish for in a Mini cooper.Went for a cruise around the city for abit, we only had the top down for a good few minutes as it was really windy. But it was nice. I like being in the centre of attention on the roads here.. hotties all around – so bring it on! wahaha. Not too sure about what them hotties thought of us girls squinting (pasal contacts karing!) and constantly fussing over our hair the whole time lah.. we mustve looked like a Pantene commercial gone wrong horribly wrong. hahaha. extremely cacat.

oh oh.. hahahahahaha GUESS WHO!

i will treat you nice dinner..two times!!

thank god there arent many pretty korean girls out there. hahahahahahahaha. more korean men for us!!!

I lost my ATM card today. I only realised i lost it when i got back from uni. I was really trying hard to remember where and when i last used it.. after few minutes of cracking my brains out trying to recall the information (completely messing up my room along the way..) one word came to mind; KFC. That was where i last used it. I went straight to yellowpages.com.au (very nifty site!) and searched away for the branch’s number. True enough this NENEK,left it there. hahaha mengapa ku? kan buka account di KFC kali? haha but wudn’t that be great tho?

imagine this:-

*sas walks right in to kfc*

Girl behind the counter: Hi, may i help you?
me: I’ve got an account here. NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME DONT ASK STUPID QWESTIAN… JUST GIVE ME CHICKEN STRAIGHT AWAY!!! *FLIPS HAIR WITH GREAT STRENGTH flexing non-existent muscles at the same time* (its true what they say about hungry people kan? hungry people ANGRY people!)

ha ha .

but yeah..i’ll pick it up tommorow on my way to skool. expectng a very special guest on my door step tommorow morning.. hee-hee. guess who!!!

kiss me.

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*giggle* *giggle*
The Korean boy touched my hand. Hahahaha.

Earlier on,there was this k-hottie who wanted to borrrow credits off my student card so that he could print out some notes. (so okay, he’s broke) . His hand brushed mine as he was returning it to me.. hehe. jadinya aku excited (awulah!) ..pasal he’s CUTE.. *giggle*. Ive known him since my diploma days.. 3 years back. He was in a few of my classes during my MIBT days and now, he has followed (what i like to think) me to Uni. Never really did chilled out and stuff.. heck i dont even know his name..(wah i hear alicia keys lah; you dont know my name~~~) but the fact that we still exchanged hi’s everytime we pass each other at school is enough to make me think that we are meant to be. And then 2 days ago, he came up to me and we started talking lah and stuff.. hahahaah we even exchanged emails for MSN. hahaha..yatah skalinya ya cute skali in the world. hahaha tadi before he left he was like – “hey! You didn’t add me last nite! log in to msn! *wink*” and i was like ;

*wink* *wink* *aileppeww!! saranggggeyyy* (dalam hati)

you cute lil printing-credits-digger you. THANK GOD I WORE EYELINER TODAY. haahhaaha.

ol. I’m just being silly. hahahahaa. nevermind.

so yeah anyway, im at school. I was supposed to have a meeting with my lecturer tadi around 11. skali paloi. he told me to comeback around 2 to 3. bloody hell. so here i am lah and its not even ONE yet. mati eh.

kiss me.
ps; who reads here and is from Manchester UK?

me: eh teacher, exam 3 hrs ha?
and the teacher wud go…
teacher: yes.
me: wtf. i study one week for exam.. exam u give me only 3 hawa. u not fair la teacher..

i might not be making any sense right now..but hey im stressed out (to the point of wanting to pull all my hair out and weave it in to a nice laptop pouch.)..so its okay.

*stress* *stress*

4 more online tests i have to do by Monday
1 more group assignmnet to be submitted also by Monday.
Prepare answers to 22 questions for my Australian Industrial Relations paper..each 3 pages or at least 1500 words long. fuck man. it gets pretty hard lah exsp when u werent born exposed to trade unions,federal tribunals and what not.. (yatah pasalnya bapa suroh blajar luar negeri nie..supaya paham..heh)
meeting with AIR lecturer tommorow at 11. YAYYY YA KAN NAIKKAN MARKAH ASSIGNMENT KU JADI DISTINCTION!!

my futureeeeeeee is looking veryyyy verry brighttttttttttttttttttttt… now, if only i dont have to sit for this stats paper. its seriously driving me nuts lah.. thanks to never-turning-up-for-lectures…eh antah kamu eh malas ku cakap lagi baik ku makan hello panda. atau pun nama sebenar “anyong sayooo panda!” atau pun ” ARIGATOO PANDA!!” atau pun.. “sawaaadeee panda!””” ataupun “WASAP MA PANDA?” dll, dll.

uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
ive got less than 2 weeks to get my act together.

kiss me.

procrastination at its peak:-