Been craving for Coke. This can only mean one thing.. PMS. I used to be a Coca Cola addict once. That stuff was once liquid gold to me. I just had to have it everyday.. even now Nat still remembers how much of a coke freak i was. She was telling me how she was saying to Jia Hui the other day (jokingly):- “EH Jia Hui, you know that coke can cause cancer??”
Jiahui:- OH REALLY?
Natalie Choot :- YAAA!!
Jiahui: damn…SITI. *shakes head*
honestly, i didnt think i was THAT BAD.
i think half of the girls i went to boarding school with associates me with coke. I’m suprised they didnt ganti my face with a picture of a coke machine in the yearbooks. I remember making daily visits with Seini to the vending machine located in the Sun room of the boarding house.I used to be able to buy one can and get another can from the machine “free op Chas“.
This however, needed skill and the whole of year 11 to master haha. I’d put in money first to buy the first can of coke..as soon as the first can drops.. i would bend down and hold the ‘flip’ inside the slot open ,while i ask Seini, the mighty strong Tongan girl to shake the vending machine for me. and in a blink of an eye another can drops out of the slot with an ugly *PLONK* – FOR FREE.
Me: Ok seini, i buy one now ah.. u wait until i say shake. u shake. OK? oh and keep an eye out for Mrs Beers (boarding headmistress).
Seini: yes.
me: Puts in money in to the machine. 1st can comes out.. *bends down quickly to hold the flip in the slot so it wont automatically close* OK SEINI SHAKE!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seini: *shakes the machine vigorously* *PLONK* what did u get this time?
me: *all smiles* Coke. (ya lah..sometimes coke sometimes sprite..hahaha) you want? (i ask her this everytime, just out of courtesy)
seini: no.
me: sweet. lets go to Nat’s room.
yes. and i was Boarding school HEAD prefect at that time. so can u imagine? It was like me becoming the top senior officer
for the australian government and spending all the tax payer’s money on holidays to Fiji.
And i remembered asking for a refund when the vending machine ate my money and didn’t give me my coke. hahahahaha. I remembered calling their hotline in a fury. Padahal, ive been stealing coke from them since day one..huhuhu. 10 days later i got my check for AU$1.50 in the mail. I used it to by more coke and steal more coke. hua hua hua hua.
I also remember how some girls from the boardinghouse, out of boredome ,used to call the Twisties hotline and told them they found HAIR in their product. and i remember how excited they were when they received a box containing 30-day supply of twisties in the mail. ang mo girls *rolls eyes*.
IF only this worked for GUCCI.
“HELLO GUCCI? I JUST PURCHASED THIS BAG, YA YA YA THE NEW ONE. I JUST FOUND A FEW STRANDS OF HAIR IN IT. MAN. NO CONTROL OF HYGEINE IS IT? NEXT TIME ASK WHOEVER’S HAND-MAKING MY BAG..TO COVER THEIR HAIR LAH..IF ITS A LITTLE GIRL FROM INDIA..ASK PERMISSION FROM HER PARENTS TO GET HER HEAD SHAVED IF THEY DONT WANT. NEXT TIME ASK HER MOTHER TO TAUCHANG HER HAIR BEFORE GOING TO WORK!!! YA YA YA I KNOW YOU MAKE YOUR BAGS IN INDIA..YA. MY DRIVER’S 2 YEAR OLD SON WORK THERE. YA. OK OK. SO NOW WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?? “
But anyway, In my case, it wasn’t like i was not PAYING for it at all kan? I paid two for the price of one. kira MISIN atu continuosly going on SALE lah. mcm kasut; buy left one get right one free.
anyway, ive got band practice now.
have a good weekend ya’all.
kiss me.
Ps: i’ve lost contact with Seini. Seini Pomana Where are you? 🙁
TAG REPLIES (FINALLY)
T-rah: hehehehehe….ya kah? inda jua. lagi melating Bushu. huhuhuhu.
Tee: awu jaga saja tetalan. hahaha.
Fina_Sophie: adeee..itu siapa disane??
Dalila: Link away. thank you!! 🙂
Rina: baik jua kaluar balik. mun TATALAN? ada kamu PANING sana atu.
Flying-nat: yes. i still owe you dinner. You bring the DUCK i cook anything and everything you want. huhuhuhuhu.
bUSHU: TEST ITU ADALAH RAKSASA BERTOPENGKAN MANUSIA. HA HA HAAAAAAA.
Nat’s sister Ming Mingaling makes the best Chicken curry in town by the way. And they serve the best roast duck with plum sauce in town.. and and..they give me COKE to drink..they really know how to fatten me up.. i think they’re trying to get me ready for next year’s chinese new year.. where they all are going to tie me up on a stick and set me on fire and have me served next to a basket of oranges . hahahahaha Fly to Nat and give her some LOVE. cause i love her, and her sister’s cooking.. and her boyfriend..eh opps. hahahahahaha.
