I just woke up from my nap. I’m currently blogging from rural Japan stuffing my mouth with chips whilst the apples that i bought from the supermarket earlier, looks on – in anger. *peduli apa kau apple. nah aku makan lagi chip banyak banyak mcm samseng kampung dusun*
i love how malay phrases these days gets shorten in to one word. exsp for phrases that expresses dissatisfaction.I remember it starting with with “Saklikoeh” meaning to say “Sasak Kali kau eh” (You must be very dissapointed/frustrated) and “Maskuah”/”masmeah” which is one word for “Malas ku ah”/”malas me ah” (I’m lazy).
Whilst most of the time it would actually consist of putting together the last syllables of the words, other times its just joining the words together to make it sound like a word. Following this, this dictionary of Poklang (poklen language) has expanded to include: “sikenmati!” “sibayiah!”. exclamanation marks included and i find this quite convenient. especially when you are in contact with an asshole of all sorts.
so i was at a major event at work the other day when i bumped in to this lady who also sells Brownies. So i stopped to say hi and asked how she was.. and this is how it went down:-
Me: hi hi how r u?
Lady: hi im well. what do you have there in your bag? do you have brownies in there?
me: haha ..no (totally forgetting that she was in the business too)
Lady: well i did!! tapi now habis sudah, semua orang ku bagi makan tadi brownies ku..even this head of something of a department.. semuuuaaa ku bagi makan… anyway i got to go now..byee..
me: (taken aback) oh ok..see ya.
well that came out of nowhere didnt it? haha. all that while i was like eh nice seeing you too? i guess? if i had a chance to start the conversation over..i wouldve gone
me: Hi Maci, pabarnya?
Lady: Hi i’m well what do you have there in your bag? do you have brownies in there?
me: maskuah! kaja jua ku ni maci! aplang brownies!
Lady: well i did! tapi now habis sudah. semua orang ku bagi makan tadi brownies ku..even this head of something of a department..semuuuaaa ku bagi makan …well anyway i got to go now..byeee..
me: dulipaku! labih jua eh..sikenmati sibayianiiiih!!!!
cali bah orang orang ani kadang kadang. that was an example of SHIT being thrown at me UNEXPECTEDLY. hahahaha bagi tia makan org org ah brownies mu alum jua ku rugi kali. I’m currently too busy trying to build a career out of substance… but i hope to come back to it again one day.. and i’m going to make sure I RULE YOUR TURF. jantah head department mu. kau ku ikat ku bagi makan brownies!
kekekeke.. but for now its,
“Lets get to work bitch!”
early meeting tomorrow. yes on a sunday. gonna go back to bed…