Ustazah comel

Kenapa nama rancangannya, Imam Muda? kenapa inda Imam BUJANG? . The question is a rhetoric by the way. But if i was to answer my own question (because i’m capable like that haha) my reply would be that if it was titled Imam Bujang, it’d be a reality tv show on star tv. macam The Bachelor. huhu. with a huge ustazah BUJANG following. Sekali, kenapa ia ustazah pilihan? kenapa inda ustazah COMEL? hahaha.

its tuesday. and this is my early morning attempt at being funny.

i will excuse myself quietly now….

hello. my name is chocolate konplek, what is u nems?

im streaming criminal minds episodes one firefox tab after another while stuffing my face with chocolate coated cornflakes..ONLY one after another. this is turning out quite the holiday…better than Melbourne. This is what i’m going to do every chance i get for a holiday. stay home go for a medical procedure and watch tv and eat crap all holiday long. the next holiday, i will get my teeth done.

😀

the internet’s cooperating well tonight. it’s so good i decided to blog twice.

maybe i should be giving credit to these chocolate cornflakes. they’re good too.

so good that they may as well be..uh.. chocolate cornflakes.

ok time for more criminal minds and chocolate cornflakes.

this is awezome.

Strawberry Yo-Grrrrrr.

Can anyone recommend good strawberry yoghurt brands other than Pauls? cause Pauls is a little bit too sour for my liking. im feeling slightly better today. a bit braver to move around. Hence why im tuning in to Law & Order on Fox.

I love Law and Order. It’s one of those drama series that doesn’t really require you to follow it from the very beginning of the season . You can just sit down and start from where u left off. It’s like meeting up for coffee with a good friend that you don’t see or talk very often but it always feels like you’ve never parted.

wahahah deep jua ku mengexplain atu ah? come on. it’s just law and order. haha

guess who’s not doing anything again today?

ME!

🙂 🙂 🙂

kan mandi.

Dari tadi sudah kan mandi nya ani. Dari kul 7 pagi. its 11.34am now, am i fully showered and dressed for lunch? heyl no.

This is the best long weekend ever. i’m glad i’m in Brunei to savor it.

Oh, Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha to what’s left of my muslim readers.

I have been at home from 5pm yesterday. Mostly in bed, catching up with friends over iphone scrabble and fashion blogs. what else?

apakan ckp ku ani sebenarnya.

sebenarnya. actuallyna… yang se bana bananya… nada.

ok mandi kali bisai.

i be bloggin like a real blogger today.

I love Mat Luthfi. He’s my accidental newly-found youtube love.

I was just browsing through malaysian vlogs on youtube the other day when i came across this video and thought that sarawakian accent he had put on was hilarious. so naturally, i started going through all of his vlogs, and ALL of them made me chuckle to tears.

“kalau anda rasa pemain bola, suka kan MERCUN bola..kenapa anda tidak memberi kan MERCUN ketupat kepada tetamu aidilfitri anda sebagai ganti ketupat.. KENAPA~?”

Unlike some of the vlogs that ive seen out there (omg, my geekiness naik a certain percentage for admitting that i still watch vlogs kan?) his videos aren’t just kosong. i love how he includes little “…and the moral of the story is…” messages in ne his videos.

His videos are also proof that you can still maintain your native accent when speaking english, and people can still understand you just fine.

i love Matt Luthfi. I could watch his videos over and over and still find them funny.

try. watch. now.

Kiss me. (ive been writing alot of emails lately, that i almost ended this post with a ‘Kind Regards’)

Com boie.

Got potato, got limit.

ada ubi, ada batas bah tu ertinya eh. HAPPY monday everybody!!!

whats up?
whats down?
whats going on in the G-town?

i aint got nothin’ to say.

zzzzzzz

dont waste my time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bye.

bad ass!!!

aduuuuuuuuuuuh gatal nya my left eye. mcm gatal berabis didunia. rasa kan ku garu pakai paku. OH MAI GADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! im typing and pausing to scratch every few seconds. mengapa tia mataku ani. it’s so gatal that if my eye was the area connecting my hands to my arms it’d be a badas, and i’ll be a bad ASS!!! huhuhu

oh em geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

gatal inda bekaruan ni.

apakan bekaruan ani? i know it’s mostly used in dangdut songs. huhuhuhuhu.

happy saturday everyone. ive just applied for a day of leave in october and it has been approved. Nawa, my malaysian bestfriend, rang to invite me to her engagement reception in two weeks in KL . she told me that she wanted me to be one of her dulang girls. whatever that may be. i applied for my cuti tadi and it has been approved. yes! apa jua ganya sehari kali. huhu.

something to look forward to in october. ive never attended anyone’s wedding functions overseas. this would be the first. Inta’s getting married in december, depending on whether i’d be able to get cuti or not.. i’ll be going to that one too.

lav.

ok bye. nada kan ku ckpkan lagi sebenarnya. will be away the whole week next week.

bye

This one is for you Ms Aini.

I’ve been listening to Maria non-stop dari kemarin , that if I was MY iphone, i think i’d pretend to be RUSAK for awhile.

It’s just this one song though.

I’m a sucker for poklen ballads. this song takes me back to Siti Nurhaliza’s Wajah Kekasih days. throw me a poklen ballad, and i can listen to it over and over sampai kalau aku SECUPING Telinga aku eksen tuli.(thanks Saadah for the kata imbuhan) lol. wah. that could be a really good karangan title.

‘Aku adalah secuping Telinga’

I associate songs like this with Hari Raya. which is why there’s more reason for me to LOVE it seeing that IT IS HARI RAYA.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA *keluar surprise dari kutak*

SHR, MZB 2012. ForEvaZ.

puasa went by super fast huh? and now we’re back to normal working hours. without a 2-day weekend.

oh.shit.

*surprise keluar dari kutak*.